• Customer: How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?
  • Dancer: You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?

REBLOG IF YOU WOULD LIKE SOME ANONS IN YOUR INBOX

s4nctified:

Girls are so hot

sluttyoliveoil:

haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin

“I don’t chase people anymore. I learned that I’m here, and I’m important. I’m not going to run after people to prove that I matter.”

EY (via latelycravingmore)

i don’t “dress to impress” i dress to depress i wanna look so good that people hate themselves

lurk-lord:

snakelikecharmer:

parisjemm:

A relationship is like a house

If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

Unless that house is a lying whore

Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

This took the best possible turn.

Hahahahaha